Halfdropped Modern Dictionary
Laundramutation (noun)
The ability of an item of clothing to change from Dry Clean Only to Machine Washable. This happens after either a year, or paying to have it dry cleaned on two occasions (whichever comes first).
Halfdropped Modern Dictionary
Butternuttered (adjective)
Level of exhaustion after cutting up a butternut squash.
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Dull the plane?
In a roundabout way, this is a doff of the (lumberjack’s) hat to the cartoon of a person sitting on the branch they are sawing off. I’m not sure who originally drew it; a version of it is the first cartoon I can remember laughing at (I was very young).
